tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How does one acquire holy water?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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