I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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