we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My feet surprised me
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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