Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Fuck appropriateness.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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