I must be too annoying 4 u.
"it" just moved
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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