It's Friday. Sex?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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