You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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