Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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