We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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