just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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