I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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