so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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