I just threw up on my dentist
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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