some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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