As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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