He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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