when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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