what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Randomize
