You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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