ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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