i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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