Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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