So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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