I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
where are my eyebrows?
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