I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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