ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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