At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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