these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The air was thick with penises
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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