fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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