You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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