Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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