This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm having to shit out rocks
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
