yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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