More tranny stories later!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
