i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Do plants get herpes?
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