omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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