when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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