did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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