bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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