just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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