She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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