dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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