I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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