can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
