i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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