The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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