I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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