is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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