Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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