It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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