We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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